What is the difference between a freemason and a gazelle?   

You feel bad watching a lion eat a gazelle.

How do you startle a mason?


How to get a mason out of a tree?

Put a dead baby on the ground

 How do you avoid a shriner?

go to a burn hospital.

How do Masons serve mixed drinks?

With Isis.

Whats the difference between AA and Masonry?

AA only has 12 steps of brainwashing.

What is the difference between ITS and a carpet?

Nothing, they were both made to lie.

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